Interpolic

Wot. OK, I'll give it up. Get a haircut. Get a quickie divorce. What we doing here? Trying to deflect attention from the pounding we are getting at Old Trafford, I think... Oh OK. I'd nearly forgotten about that there actually, well played. "He said what about my hair?"

Wot. OK, I'll give it up. Get a haircut. Get a quickie divorce. What we doing here?

Xisco STRAIGHT at the keeper there.

Wot. OK, I'll give it up.

This, this, this.

Wot.

Wot.

Ah bollocks.

Was wondering if anyone might have thought about chanting "Xisco, meet the Xisco" to the tune of Flintstones given the last line of it. Never claimed to be a natural creator of football chants mind.

Heartening surge towards the end here tbh, impressed.

@ Giggs and Ameobi coming on at the same time then. Giggs has won every medal going, Shola likes hats.

Hahahahahahaha Rooney never scored. See that Wayne? Egg. On your fucking face.

Carroll getting well frustrated.

Ah, it's areet.

Anyone else's Sky looking like a shite, jerky stream ATM?

Ref's a cock.

Not time for a snack at all, Jill? Actually don't try it in a game like this. Fancying some toast, actually. Shall I go for it? Yeah, go on then.

Not time for a snack at all, Jill? Actually don't try it in a game like this.

I believe the electric shaver was invented by a man from Manchester.

Thing is they'd sometimes take their foot off the gas, but Chelsea won six nowt on Saturday so the second half might be well scary.

Knew we wouldn't go in at HT 1-0 ffs.

That was a good fucking opening that you know, why didn't Jonas put Nolan in?

I don't think that one was a foul, just Barton being dopey. Goal's been coming as everyone says, we've not had a look-in for twenty minutes.

Barton caught in possession again.

Can't believe it wasn't given.