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Raylor.

Christ. It's just disgusting. The boy is a half-Russian born and raised in the country as well. Makes you wonder why he chose not to don their colours. Well was bought for a lot of money, maybe he was shite and they are glad to get rid of him? That justifies the big, fuck-off banana, alright.

Not played a game for England since we signed him. He did I think. I seem to remember him starting one game up front alongside Owen (the last time I remember him actually playing for England or up front) and he wore the number 9 shirt I think it was when he had just signed mind. Can't remember who it was against. According to nufc.co.uk his last appearance for England was against Brazil in May 2007 and then signed for us in August that year. nah, he played in some friendly shortly after signing.. http://www.skysports.com/football/match_report/0,19764,11065_2844902,00.html

Was just going to say that actually - the atmosphere always sounds terrible.

No offence but you seem thick as fuck. No offence.

Nah, today proves we don't need anyone. We could probably do with getting rid of a few tbh.

1st, 6th and 2nd were the best ones imo. Nice finish for the 4th though. Nice that Carroll scored all three with his feet today.

Imagine supporting a football club and being in the frame of mind where you got Brett Ormerod's name on your shirt ffs.

True though.

That last Carroll goal was phenomenal. Cracking cross-field ball from Carroll to Xisco and a brilliant through ball.

I really like Carroll's celebration btw. Kinda like Jesus Christ on that crucifix and that.

The MOTD team sheets are canny sexy like.

Wtf was that analysis from Savage man ffs? Something like "it'll be interesting to see how Sparky does at Fulham. If he can get them to play like they did second half then he'll do well. But if they're always playing like they did in the first half then I don't think he'll do that well". So Hughes will do well if Fulham play well then, nice one.

Savage looks like a right cretin. How has that man never been completely battered?

I didn't reckon it was a pen personally.

Me neither, but I bet we have to sit through the Man Utd game first. Think you'll be right. Bit of a joke really - that's a run of the mill game really and ours certainly wasn't.

Absolutely cannot wait for Match Of The Day here like.

Brilliant.

hardly that, most boring accent perhaps but they certainly are topped by Wigan for boringness. I agree that Villa are the most boring club in the league actually, they bore the absolute tits off me and always have done.

Nice.

We're f***ing mint, that's what. Aye, go draw with Wolves ya shit. Stick your years and years of steady relative success up your arse, Neil!

A lot of shots in that game man.

We're fucking mint, that's what.