Interpolic

Heart's racing here.

Don't moan until we're relegated.

Putting the ball high and hopefully into the box is ALL we're doing now. That's been deployed as our only tactic since Shola came on. Our plan for the last 20-odd minutes basically, you can understand doing it for 5 or 10.

And we're in long diagonal ball land.

It's hardly a shock, he comes on every game.

Here wer gan.

Fuck me, what a save.

Taylor with his party trick.

Christ alive, man.

Keeper's nowhere near that.

Get in. Depending on yet another unlikeable club to save us. I know, I hate Chelsea more than anyone except the mackems.

So sick of watching Sissoko run aimlessly with the ball now.

Get in.

Anyway, at least we sometimes sort of turn up for half of the game - hopefully that wasn't it.

Not even close. The same match last season was mind-numbing. Most, if not all, of our games are absolutely awful. We play with italian pace and championship quality. Utterly minging. Yeah, this is no worse than normal tbh. Pretty much what I've came to expect, blind optimism aside.

I could have went shopping with my girlfriend and her mam this afternoon. Sort of regretting my decision.

Come on, let's make this spell count.

Not good, Papiss.

I'm considering a bacon sandwich.

The co-commentator. (On Duff): I don't understand it (the booing), I think fans should sometimes appreciate the performances a player puts in and Duff was an impressive performer.

Why do Fulham have an FC in the title and Newcastle don't? Chaos this, I hope you're happy.

Marveaux's magic like.

Why 4-4-2? It's 4-2-4-1 all day. http://www.lucyandmaeve.com/images/punctuation/semicolon-main.jpg

Stop playing with peoples' emotions, SEMTEX.