Interpolic

What makes him think we can just turn it on like a tap on 70 minutes after playing like shite for the whole game?

I can't quite believe what I'm seeing. Been excited all week and this is the plan.

This.

That GIF's going to be brilliant.

Get in level at HT then throw the kitchen sink at them in the second is what I'm guessing is his gameplan? Not saying I agree with it but there's a certain degree of logic behind it. As long as you defend properly... What do we do if we, God forbid, score the first goal? Do we attack them, or contain them until the last 20 mins? We just need to make sure that doesn't happen.

Fucking ridiculously lucky escape that, Benfica are mugs for not finishing us off there.

The pizza's finished, just like Harry Potter.

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Fucking arseholes.

Stop having homosexual sex at once! Pardon?

Crowd sound a bit flat. Don't blame them.

Go get more pizza!!! Buy 100 pizzas, because it's still nowhere near good or urgent enough. I meant my mood, not the game. Fair enough.

Go get more pizza!!! Buy 100 pizzas, because it's still nowhere near good or urgent enough.

Ahhhh, Cisse needs to do better there.

Tyldsley man, join the Margaret Thatcher club.

Could be game over before we've got going here.

And that's the problem.

Tell me he didn't say that.. Please.. Of course he said it.

Seriously, one of our biggest weapons tonight is the crowd and he wants to bore them to sleep.

"If we could get to the last 20 minutes still needing 2 goals then I'd take that now". Why man, you fucking muppet! WHY?!

I'm sorry, I'm seriously not buying it. Resting 2 players who quite often don't feature is not playing a weakened side.

Like I say there's more than 1 way to skin a cat, I'll never be happy with the way he sets us up for matches. If we go through then happy days and he'll get credit from me, but his ridiculously negative approach is in no way the only way. No chance.

30 Seconds to Pards

'Polic, I can read you like a book. You're digging on Pardew. Digging on?