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It had crossed my mind but I deliberately didn't post it, or say it out loud.

Looks thoroughly disturbed.

they're one of the worst quality of champions I can remember They're just really efficient, not much flair there at all.

I gave you the black kid GIF for your quickfire reliability switcheroo.

A little research says Gordan broke down in season 1 episode 4. Poor metaphor. I was talking purely about engine size, there was no mention of reliability. http://99gifs.com/-img/503ec354afa96f6c000023a6.gif

What's Louis Theroux doing on the Man City bench?

Be more specific.

Sorry if these have been mentioned. He loves that 70 minute mark. Fucking hell, he really knows how to suck the life out of any situation. Fair enough, he's in charge and I hope to God whatever we try on Thursday works but he doesn't half make it sound like we're petrified in the run-up to games.

lee ryda for me lyk Yep, it's one or the other alright. Caulkin gets the balance about right.

A few months of football on double the wages he would have got and a much improved bargaining position when he does move in the summer due to a reduced or even zero transfer fee. He will be as happy as Larry. And happier than Harry.

I hate writing styles like that from sports journos, it's utterly pretentious.

Just to clarify, not even "Love what Pardew has done to the toon"?

Fair enough, Wikipedia is probably wrong as a few other sources do seem to say 12 like. Edit: Aye, some dafty's added it up wrong on Wiki.

Reached a strange landmark today, 13 goals which is the same amount he got for us last year. This time it's taken him 40 games rather than 14, however it's not a bad return all things considered. Can see him ending up with 16 or 17 plus.

It's difficult to say, there have been so many more negatives than positives this year that it's not exactly a level playing field in that respect.

Aye, I'm fucking seething.

Haha. Well for the record I hope he does very well. I hope I get a random blowjob off Megan Fox and my girlfriend never finds out, it's a similar idea really.

I'd rather Pardew left (and soon), because I hate watching his football on the whole and I don't think he's the person to take us forward. But want the team to lose? Want them to play shit? The reason I'm pissed off with it at the minute is because we've lost and played shit far too many times this season, I'd obviously be delighted if form or performances had been better. That's where I stand on it (not guilty) so you might have to be more specific then, Ronaldo.

Don't worry, he'll name them all.

Exactly, I'm not very happy at the suggestion I want to see NUFC lose either, I fucking don't. If I did I'd have been in my fucking element this season.

Agree but at the moment any Alan Pardew related songs would personally be my cue to give my voice a rest.

I agree with the sentiment but I just think it was pure relief today, you'd like to think he has enough humility to acknowledge his own failings but who knows, probably not. Can't really blame him for getting caught up in the moment today, we were so close to a crushing result and the relief just hit him like a train and he went apeshit.

What the hell's Neil Ruddock doing there?

Benfica. I'd like to see us win a trophy and winning cup matches can be quite helpful on that score.