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He's lying, FTN.

If Moyes leaves us to go to Aston Villa this summer, I will happily delete my account, re-sign up and then delete that too.

Harrowing footage.

Weird, Lambert's 6/4 favourite on Skybet and for some reason he was my first guess based on no speculation whatsoever. Could definitely see it, seems realistic.

Villa 11/12 Played 38 Won 7 Drew 17 Lost 14 For 37 Against 53 Points 38 Newcastle 08/09 Played 38 Won 7 Drew 13 Lost 18 For 40 Against 59 Points 34

Drew 17 games. God, it's so similar to when we went down, they really did get lucky.

Big appointment for Lerner, do you think he'll get it right this time brummie?

Yeh I have alot of respect for Kompany, Yaya and Aguero. All class players and professionals. What a spine! Silva ain't bad either, fell away as the season went on this year mind.

Gabriel Agbonlahor's reaction to the McLeish news: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/117Agbonlahor_468x312.jpg Gabriel Agbonlahor's reaction to getting his first cap for England: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/117Agbonlahor_468x312.jpg Gabriel Agbonlahor's reaction to 9/11: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/117Agbonlahor_468x312.jpg

Alan Davies as team spokesman.

Why the fuck are they arsed? Goodness me, what a great way to draw attention to your season being a complete bore.

It was just too tempting to abuse him, I never post on Twitter but I doubled my Tweet count last night trying to wind the daft fucker up.

One thing I would say about the Man City owners is that they don't appear to have itchy trigger fingers when it comes to firing managers, like Abramovic has shown in his time at Chelsea. Suppose it's still early days but they stuck with Hughes longer than I expected and have had a few opportunities to sack Mancini that I thought they might take. Will be interesting to see what represents success for them now though, would imagine a good Champions League campaign would be expected and they're certainly capable of it.

Heel Neil.

Can't help himself. Quick, somebody call him a helmet. "won't bat an eyelid at exposing you" ffs

what? surely that can't be right? Man Utd 01 De Gea 03 Evra 04 Jones Booked 05 Ferdinand 06 Evans 11 Giggs Booked 16 Carrick 18 Young (Nani - 82' ) 22 Scholes Booked 25 Valencia 10 Rooney Man City 25 Hart 04 Kompany 05 Zabaleta 06 Lescott 22 Clichy 18 Barry (Dzeko - 69' ) 19 Nasri 21 Silva 42 Y Toure (De Jong - 44' ) 16 Aguero Booked 32 Tevez (Balotelli - 75' ) Can't be bothered to dig out all the figures but there are some expensive players in that Man Utd side.

Dis gun be good. You can tell he's trying not to fall out with Lineker as well, see if it lasts.

They were saying on Talksport earlier that the cost of Man City's first 11 on Sunday was £161m while Man Utd's was £169m.

Imagine being on 60 grand a week and having to live in Sunderland man, it would be like being proper good looking with a class body and a massive cock and high sex drive, all the while stranded on a desert island where there are no women to have sex with.

Doo doo doo, dirty filthy mackems, doo doo doo...

Hope that story about them signing Carrick and Park for big money is true, they're decent players but they're clearly not learning their lesson.

Think that's class me.

Such a ridiculously funny image.