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Shearer's tasche.

Not learning anything new at all here like. Vaguely entertaining nonetheless.

Erm, that smiley's always open to interpretation but yeah Tiote won't be playing next week.

The thing is that if Chelsea were to win this game then it could basically come down to a goalscoring contest between the 2 sides in the last 2 games. Whatever happens today, next week's a hugely tough game. Sunderland played well at their place but played them at exactly the right time.

Wtf, why are Sky so far behind?

I like him, would mind at all if we signed him for 10-15 mill. Just need some consistent faith from his manager. I'd hate us to sign him, I really couldn't see him stepping up to the job whatsoever.

Really don't rate Kalou at all.

Chelsea having a spell.

Park's on fire.

Drogba man, wtf.

Holy shit.

The late kick-off's first game on MOTD yet again Dave, can remember you saying that last week.

What's the point in saying that?

I'm going to this for some reason. Lose 4-1, Jonas to get ours.

21 mins.

Sharp is not exactly the right word to describe Nolan anyway... He's usually sharp in and around the box.

Nolan is not looking very sharp today like, has mis-kicked the ball countless times.

Holy shit, that bint's still got her hand on Ashley's knee.

Hmmm, feared the worst then.

The first rule about Stream Club... ...is to not talk about...no wait, that's a different club Erm yeah, the first rule about Stream Club is "Communication is key".

Did you try that feed i sent you Just noticed you've sent me it so I'll check it out at the start of 2nd half, just off to the bar! Streams up and running, cheers! The first rule about Stream Club...

GET IN!

Hands off bitch, I do things for him you couldn't even dream of.

Doesn't make any sense.

Was probably paraphrasing. Bet the actual question was "do you know foreign?"