Jordan

Aimless long balls and crosses all night. It’s got to be an instruction as they’re all doing it.

So are West Ham

Thank fuck we’ve got Trippiers shit corners back.

Almiron isn’t the best but he’s 100x better than Murphy.

What is that sub? Howe hasn’t got a clue tonight.

Hes absolutely fucking shit.

Absolutely bleak this. Hall is only player who can leave pitch with any credit.

Been like this most of the season.

Games like this you’d never think Isak was a player we could realistically get £100m + for. Same with Bruno.

What was the point of bringing Murphy on? He’s dross.

Don’t even feel like the effort was there tonight.

This has been so bad.

How the fuck is that not a pen? PGMOL are the worst set of refs possible.

Gordon’s having a shocker. Far too many of them this season.

Rinse and repeat.

Been absolutely shit since he got that wank haircut.

Stuck with him for 4 years. Poor signing.

What is Schar doing man? Pointless shots.

Were playing well before their first. Just completely fell apart since.

Gordons just half arsed. Get him off.

This is fucking dreadful. We are incapable of playing against low blocks.

Fucking Lloyd Kelly man. What a shit excuse for a defender

Not impressed at all with him in the little we’ve seen of him so far. Going to end up 5th choice once Botman and Lascelles are back.

Should be getting 45 mins tonight.