LucaAltieri

its the law You'll be telling us you don't and drink drive, next. I can guarantee he doesn't as it happens. that works on two counts. I know. Teetotal without a licence?

its the law You'll be telling us you don't drink drive, next.

Albert Luque. Has played for some of the top sides in Europe and has a fantastic highlight reel.

Heskey does Carew better than Carew.

Agreed! Rui Costa too and Figo and Nedved He hasn't retired yet, has he? If Owen can get a game at Man United then there's no doubt Del Piero would.

You forgot Laurent Blanc.

Carlsberg don't do wind up merchants...

Has done what on the world stage? Give him chance, he's not old enough to remember the last world cup.

No fucking chance. I don't recall him doing anything special on a football pitch... ever.

Casillas, Reina, Van de sar are 3 better keepers atm

Pato

Tim Howard Petr Cech

Fading now, but Del Piero would still get into most starting 11s.

Beckham.

Rio deserves his place imo. Even if he is a thick twat who misses drugs tests.

Where did you find this boob?

light-colours kits in general, I suppose. Probably why this one is two dark colours.

Whether the bid being rejected is Ashley's doing or a sign of a takeover, I can only applaud whoever is responsible.

Well, at least this one sounds plausible.

I'd be suprised if that cunt has any family. If he does they'll hate him i'm sure. Nah, they're all spurs fans, too.

Iraq is current Asian champions.

I'm not sad. I've got that warm glow you get when you just turn that final page on a good book. We all have to go some time, and Sir Bobby is no different. The only thing different about him is the dignity and class with which he lived his life and displayed right until the end. I'm sure as he left us this morning he was a man contented, having led a successful and fulfilling life, earning the respect of thousands (millions?) of people around the world. A football man through and through. He won't be forgotten. Let's have a drink to him tonight.

Are we any further forward on whether or not this guy actually exists?