Dr.Spaceman

Count Doolufu?

Carragher

GNev, here we go...

You not supported us for long then?

I hope Neville and Carragher tear us a new one at half time, rather than the continued wankfest. They're talking as if they're 3-0 up against Barcelona ffs.

Remy

What a shit pass

Also, another free kick into the wall. USELESS.

He's dying, cut him some slack.

On the left wing.

They love a big bustling centre forward at Everton. Nowhere else but Everton.

Was nearly as bad as Paul Dickov's at Blackburn, I think we may have drew 2-2, can't remember, but it was from a free-kick, him and the free-kick taker were the only two people on the pitch awake at the time.

Holy shit, just watching that, how can this man keep his job after that? That is absolutely horrendous defending, I would expect Gateshead to deal with that.

BREAKING BAD.

Give him it, Hatem. Passes to Tiote.

Remy and Gouf

Relegation

FANTASY POINTS.

Break in play, camera's pan to the crowd or some shit, pan's back to the match, Everton on the attack. Rinse and repeat.

Debuchy man... pathetic.

Did he take one in the Johnson there?

Remy

Surely a yellow for Baines there?

It's like some sort of Cholmondely-Warner scene