Dr.Spaceman

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/25/chelseas-dominic-solanke-demands-50000-per-week/

I fucking hope so.

My God, the luck they've had is unreal.

So desperate for an Arsenal goal here.

WTF are Arsenal doing.

Pfft, no chance I'm playing cricket next weekend never mind football.

Phew

I'm going to have to drop, bruised a bone on the instep of my left foot playing cricket yesterday. Knew I should have used my bat. Apologies, but have a good one

Been playing cricket, how have we been?

I'll drop if we have an odd number like, would still rather play though.

Massive dive from Elneny there like. Refs are far too inconsistent.

I'm firmly of the belief that 35 points keeps us up. Dunno why I keep doing the score predictor thing, it's just going to make it that little bit worse if/when we do go down.

Yeah, he's definitely good enough for us.

Take a point like

Gini....

Perez has done nowt.

Fuuuuuuck

Tike to bring on Hide n Seek

Fucking Vurnon, get in!!!

A good yard offside

Fantastic ball by Eriksson.

Shawcross got away with a grab there.

This American co-comentator on NBC shits all over anything on Sky, BBC or BT

Kyle Walker is really shit.

Stoke fans going radge because Shawcross doesn't get a free kick for the slightest bit contact, yet also go radge when Alli and Kane go down after being scythed.