Dr.Spaceman

Milner...

Class handball by Debuchy

Hooooooof

Fuck me, Cisse controlled it, Sholas passing it well...

Haidara....

Get in, we won a header!

Why didn't Williamson go for the ball there?

Worst formation ever.

Our centre circle is squiggly as owt. And I'm sure the commentator said that Shola was mobile...

Why the fuck am I watching through the keyhole?

There'd be nothing to replace though - he's been anonymous all season. Might as well give Adam Campbell a game, Cisse has been THAT poor.

Can't believe some people were defending this useless sack of shit around 2 months ago.

I'm with Mistle on the assists being OCCASIONALLY bullshit craic. Bottom line is, as someone mentioned previously, when has Marv taken the game by the scruff off the neck and done an HBA style saviour of the universe performance? Never. He hasn't even attempted it and failed, he's constantly anonymous or losing the ball in the middle of the pitch needlessly. He's also weak as piss and not the quickest. Does he even lift?

I'm totally 'over' this already. Football is really shit these days. Thanks Mike, you fat cunt.

Jesus, are you fucking kidding me.

Fucking hell Shola, you're going to be the death of me. Cracking effort.

What an utterly pathetic first half. Pards has got it horribly wrong and 4 or 5 of our players couldn't give a shit. Worried.

My girlfriend, mother and sister all think he's perfect 'boyfriend material'. How can I compete with Tim fucking Krul...

Go Neil, go Neil, go Neil!

Swansea

Bidding war on the cards. It's quite a bio, I know.

In. Any position. I have a left foot and very little else. I'm weak as piss and not very quick.

Tempted. I recall having a conversation with Dino at the infamous Shark Club Mania about this. Time would KO be?

Third world cunts don't know any better either. They should never have been anywhere near the WC.

There's a specific thread for this kind of knowledge.