Dr.Spaceman

Gonna bake you in hell tonight!

Glad to see it's not just us then

My eyes

Garlic Bread Gobshite

It's a wonder Watford have any fans left that can be bothered to keep up

Slow news day.

He is fucking stupid like.

Marinakis is fucking mental

They the ones who thought Matt Targett was on £100k?

Oh look, Villa are wanting to sell Morgan Rogers to balance the books. Who'd have thought it, after qualifying for the Champions League

Good stuff, hope we don't see a lot of him, if you know what I mean, but glad he's still around.

I also think there needs to be another incentive for finishing higher in the league than prize money. What that is, I do not know. Maybe a bye in the cup or something.

A cap, calculated to ensure the top teams can still spend a shit load that doesn't limit the spending of those below them. It has to be a level playing field and at the moment it's about as far from that as it can be. Clubs who are promoted and then thrust into Europe should never be considering selling their best players to raise revenue.

You're arguing with a minority on this. In my experience we (Newcastle fans) tend to agree with you.

A lot of Newcastle fans I speak to just want us to be able to spend as much as the teams at the top of the league, not be given the right to outspend them. Froggy, you're talking shite here.

He used to run like a monkey and would insist on crossing from the strangest angle, requiring strikers to giraffe neck swing the ball towards the goal. That's all I can remember from his time here.

That was quite tough to follow

The vice-captain is famously held responsible for a lot of things.

I can't imagine him inspiring a team of elite footballers, can you

I'd imagine the boring bastard has barely spent a penny since turning pro, he'll be able to watch some hellishly expensive paint dry over the next few years.

Peter Beardsley's was mildly interesting, spent a good half an hour explaining how he's not racist because it said so on the FA's website.

Marco Silva to Benfica has fallen through.

Hahahaha i am so glad it was him to miss

That looked like something from Harry Enfield from Raya