bowlingcrofty

What do people want to do if we have no volunteer for keepers? Maybe have 4 people per team doing 15 minute stints in goal, and because of it they don't have to have any 'substitute time' off the pitch?

The draw will be conducted on Sunday, with the video posted on here on Sunday night. The away dressing room team will be in black and white. The home dressing room team can then choose what they want to do regarding kits, with the randomly drawn captain making the final call.

Anzhi had never failed to score either, before they played us.

You mean like the 2 goals KK scored against us in the FA Cup Final at Wembley in 74....!?? Somehow, everyone forgot about that...... No I don't mean like that, because it was 14 years before I was born. Hard to "forget" about something that you didn't see happen.

Pen. Howay

Awful miss that

Howay man, stop acting like a mackem. We don't need a list of your results to know you're a decent side.

Pardew said post game yesterday that Benfica would be as hard as the Man City game too. Not sure how he could have been more complimentary about them actually

I think you'll be very disappointed if you're expecting a good game. We'll be awful, play awful football and hope for a nil-nil. If we're lucky, we may turn in a rank average performance.

Would be hard to like Poyet giving how the cunt cost us the FA Cup under Bobby.

Yep. As soon as we went 3-0 down Cabaye and Sissoko should have been off.

Just wondering who people would want to replace Pardew? Someone who would realistically come. Would we be looking at an appointment like Martinez/Poyet/Di Canio, or try to get someone like Rudi Garcia? I'd get rid in the summer FWIW.

Massive 4 gamess for us. If we could take 4+ points and somehow fluke progression in Europe, it'd be massive for us.

Ridiculously small ticket stub for this. Won't make it easy to locate in my wallet after 6 hours on the lash

It's effectively like we use zonal attacking from corners. People just stand in their position and hope it falls to them. Only Taylor makes a half arsed effort to attack the ball.

I didn't expect us to beat QPR

Krul, Santon, Tiote and Marv should all be fit according to Pardew. So expect all four to miss out.

You would rather have Simpson in the XI than Jonas? Fuck me. In defence, I certainly would. Agree, but how about Santon in defense and Jonas in midfield? Jonas with his one goal from midfield all season or Santon with his one goal from midfield in 30 mins playing there? I'd much rather have a left side of Haidara and Santon than Jonas plus a.n.other.

Depending on fitness, I'd go: Krul Simpson Taylor Yanga-Mbiwa Haidara Tiote Cabaye Marveaux Sissoko Santon Cisse

Hahah SACKED

Unfortunately for you lot, there's 30 minutes of preamble and interviews with legends of NOFC and club ambassador, Dave. May even get oldtype via video link.

Where do you drink pre match?

Parker, Clark and Emre wasn't it? I was there and I can't even remember 100%

Possibly Santon and Haidara.

Sorry, Ed.