bowlingcrofty

So, Pardew has said that he will listen to fans in the close season. What do YOU want to ask him? I'll collate the best ones here and forward them to Radio Newcastle. No doubt he'll avoid most of them, but there are a lot that need answering. 1. Why have we peddled the 'fatigue' excuse from Europe all season, when in fact we played fringe players for the majority of the games. In terms of appearences this season, our key players have not played significantly more football than last season. 2. Why is Gouffran subbed after 70 minutes in every game 3. We haven't scored from a set piece since before WW2. Why hasn't our lack of threat been addressed in the past three windows. Even still, surely we should have fluked a few goals from corners? This must be the way we are approaching set penises. 4. Why do we have no plan other than 'hoof it to moke' for every set penis? 5. Why do you insist on bullshitting your way through every press conference? 6. Why didn't we seek specialist advice for Ben Arfa's injury, rather than just leaving it for months and hoping it healed? 7. Do you have any plan whatsoever with Vurnon Anita? 8. Why don't you play Cabaye in the position he was so successful in last season, and regularly plays in for France? 9. Why, oh why, does Shola still play for this club? 10. How have you managed to coach the skill out of our best players so effectively and efficiently? 11. Do you genuinely believe the Derby criticism was 'heavy handed'? I couldn't believe how lightly you got off. You should have been hounded out for a performance like that.

I was just about to ask the same thing. The orange shirt from last year is £20 on .cock, and I could lend one out if needs be too.

Care to rephrase?

1-3

4 point should see us safe now. I think we'll get two more, meaning Wigan will need to win 3 out of 5 games. Tough ask for them, but entirely possible.

Aye, consistently shit.

What yee on about? We'll play shite and get turned over 2-0.

We all know that the team will end up looking like Elliot Debuchy Yanga-Mbiwa Cabaye Anita Taylor Haidara Jonas Gouffran Sissoko Cisse

Can a goalkeeper be booked for diving (simulation)? I'd imagine they could but wonder if its ever happened.

Keepr can take a goal kick from anywhere in his 6 yard box. That's the whole point of the box.

The worst thing about the celebrating of offside goals, is that there are some people who probably can't even see the play for the lino's flag flying in front of their friggin face who are still jumping around like Zebeedee at a Scooter concert.

Up to theregulars how he wants to progress this. Personally, i'd rather keep the teams as they are because it was a random draw. As soon as we start moving players around then everybody will want to change.

Some gag in here about change management and the unfreeze-move-refreeze model, but I cba to think of it.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfers-tim-krul-ac-1838167#ixzz2QlAkSWbg

@dannysimpson: Alton Towers is class, little bit nervous for some of these rides I aint gonna lie Nice to see they're hard at work today.

Probably Cabaye to PSG for a big amount, £30m or so.

Elliot Debuchy Simpson Williamson Perch Taylor Yanga-Mbiwa Coloccini Haidara Raylor Gosling

http://twitter.com/SimonR83/status/323530654107172865/photo/1

Surely there's a 'shite' clause in his contract where we can sack him for nowt if we're shit.

Get that Jesus fella from Benfica. Surey he'd fancy a step up to a real league where you don't have to play against farmers for 90% of your opponents.

Was the Ba one not at the Leazes? No

If you fancy a bet today..... We've had a penalty at the Gallogate end in the last 4 Derby games at SJP

100 Udinese fans have come over to watch Peterborough v Watford today

http://i.imgur.com/RELqeZ8.jpg How we getting on?