Chrisjraby

Did we even create a chance for him? Hard to judge him too harshly when he's feeding off scraps; Wilson has had similar games when he's had no service whatsoever, but he has the ability to chase down and potentially create something for himself. We can't expect him to be Wilson; I still think he'll get some goals for us, but he's never going to pull up trees. Rather him than Gayle, 25 million outlay aside

God we're going to be fucking desperate to get bodies in after this game . Fitz Hall and Shefki Kuqi still around?

I never want to see Dummett in a Newcastle shirt again

Someone needs to be on the phone trying to sign central midfielders immediately, if, heaven forbid, they weren't already...

Willock running like he's had 10 pints

How anyone can be content with Dummett is absolutely beyond me

Jesus wept

How the fuck did we not beat Watford

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Apparently Norwich have an "exciting forward line". Must be why they've scored so many goals this year

He said it was a report from Italy, so doesn't necessarily mean it's us, if there's Italian clubs also interested I guess

Now saying he's writing a transfer request

Officially asked to leave now according to the sky sports pillocks

If Lewis isn't 100% fit for the next game, we need to sign a left back as soon as possible, then pay whatever the fuck it costs to get Lascelles out of the team for good.

Dummett absolutely stealing a fucking living for years

Is there a worse central midfield pairing than Shelvey and Longstaff in the league?

SSN presenter just said 25 million twice, hopefully that's his fuck up and not an updated fee

Better than nobody, but 20 million seems desperate. Hope Burnley don't use that to strengthen too much

What a fucking nonsense that is then, Wood it is

Wouldn't surprise me, but he's out of contract in the summer I think. Surely they'd take 17 million rather than see him walk? Although I guess if he gets them into the Premier league next season all bets are off

How much was being reported from Brereton Diaz? Surely not substantially more than 17 million?

As shit as our midfield is, I'd say that not even having a competent backup to Wilson is of more critical concern right now, especially as we never know when he's going to go down. From the description of the game today, we still managed to get the ball into the box, we just had literally nobody to finish it.

We should be on the phone bidding for new strikers right now

Bet Botman is unliking all those posts now

Couldn't make it up