Chrisjraby

Fuck me, should have been 2-1 there, braindead defending

We desperately need at least one new central midfielder in the summer, every single game ours are fucking anonymous

Can't wait for the commentary to praise Bruce's tactics for the red card / own goal

Shelvey channeling his inner Cacapa today

Shelvey is absolutely chronic

Need to get fresh legs on for miggy or longstaff here

Was contributing far more in this game than Gayle

Will be an honour to see him lining up for a professional outfit like Leeds or Palace next year

Big Alan! Time to put everyone behind the ball and get Carroll on for the crosses...

What a managerial masterclass

Get Gayle off for fucks sake

Another attack killed by dummett, and then a foul given away. I know Lewis was a bit inconsistent but jesus, is this the better option

That pass from shelvey

Already conceded a corner before Bruce is in the dugout

Insane that isn't a penalty, tarkowski was on his fucking tiptoes, he couldn't have got much higher

Nothing ruins an attack more than giving it to Dummett

Amazing how much of a contrast this is from the last match

Being absolutely dominated by fucking Burnley, grim. Unbelievable how Bruce is still in a job

SSN just reported the result of our game by showing Kane's second goal, followed by an interview with Kane, Souness and Dawson praising him and then showed his totals for the season. Embarrassing

"Great substitution by Steve Bruce", get fucked Hinchcliffe

Christ

Longstaff needs to come off, giving the ball away pretty much every time he gets it

Overall squad is just so poor. Never thought I'd miss Hayden in the lineup, but Shelvey and Longstaff are absolute passengers today

Does Shelvey even attempt to run anymore?

We've been in the lead in away games this season for a combined 62 minutes, fucking hell