Chrisjraby

Cannot believe they're still talking about the free kick; the referee was literally on camera telling him not to fucking take it

Swear David Silva has spent more time on the floor tonight than on his feet

25 minutes of everyone on the line now then, howay

100% a second yellow if that was any of our players, bottle job

Yedlin has been absolutely dreadful tonight, almost worthy of being "hauled off"

Hope Almiron isn't watching

Now on the Sky Sports ticker

Guess who wins again

Jesus fucking wept

We need to somehow get a message to the fans in the ground to get some Ferdinand chants going

What a monumental cunt Ferdinand is. Why is he even there for our game? Can they not find a single ex Newcastle player to come on nowadays?

Fucking state of that from start to finish

Here comes the retrospective ban for Shelvey, start as you mean to go on

Finished watching that documentary on Netflix a few days ago; rivalry aside I actually thought it was a good watch. I assume it's far more interesting to Newcastle fans than most though. I'd totally forgotten about Grabban ditching them too, his little cameos on there made me chuckle .

What’s he said? Nothing new, but basically just sticking the boot in to the lack of investment again. Stats showed we're either 18th or 19th in all attacking categories this season and he was placing the blame at Ashley's door.

Steve Howey sticking the boot in on Sky Sports News, good work

Lascelles seems to have gone to shit since that new contract

Lascelles with the classic Steven Taylor shout at everyone else tactic

Michael Owen claiming it was definitely offside, fuck off back to the stables

Christ's sake , why am I even watching

So fucking predictable, jesus christ

Fuck off Diame

Man we should be absolutely out of sight here

Is this real life?

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