Chrisjraby

Fuck me, what a shower of shit we are

Surprised they gave a penalty considering the ball went nowhere near Eto. Fouls like that literally happen in every game and they're never given. Fucking sick of listening to Tony Gale wank over Hazard and slag off Newcastle.

Nice impartial commentary from Tony Gale, tosser

No one wanted to make a fucking tackle

No need to replace Cabaye, we can move Santon in the centre instead...

What a cunt Owen is

Can't wait for Gerrard to retire, sick of hearing everyone go on about him constantly

Surely that was a foul?!

90 mins for Ameobi

Altidore, the new Ameobi

Commentators actually bringing up the 9-1 game, unreal

Have we ever done anything to upset Lee Dixon? The bloke has been an absolute cunt all game on the commentary

Can't wait to hear Pardew's comments post-match; he's probably not watching the game and just writing his list of excuses now

Santon really is a waste of fucking space today

Wow...

Totally outplayed by an absolute shite team, embarrassing

Santon

Is it time to judge that cunt Kinnear yet?

Simon Jordan is still as much of a cunt as ever then

This club just gets fucking worse and worse man

Played 4 games since he joined them, sounds like a Marveaux replacement

Surely Hatem can get 90 minutes against full backs as shite as Norwich's?

http://ow.ly/t1BDH

If Cisse is injured then it really fucking needs to be a striker!