Chrisjraby

Ben Arfa needs to be taken off soon, he's been atrocious all game

What a shite match this has been

Big team talk needed from Pardew now; maybe he should tell the player's he'll resign if we win, that'll give them a boost!

Captain fucking Marvel today

Totally bollockless performance so far, need to get a grip of this game before they get a bloody second goal

Absolutely pathetic start

Hope Tiote doesn't play any backpasses today . Also, nice to see we've got a nice Newcastle friendly line up on Sky today; Quinn and Souness

May be giggs Samuel Ameobi ‏@Sammy_Ameobi 43m On our way...praying for 3 points in my first derby #nufc Does that mean he's starting today...?

Gerrard MOTM, what a fucking joke

"Hauled off"

Forgot that little cunt was still alive, looks like I'm putting the game on mute today then

How did this thread ever leave the first page

Remy to thank once again

Santon's passing has been absolutely atrocious today

Can't understand how we can't perform for more than 45 minutes

Has Cisse got his fucking laces tied together in this game?!

Looks like the old 4-5------1 for the rest of the game then

So Ben Arfa on to the right and Gouffran moving left was obviously too stupid an idea then...?!

Ah Jonas, now there's a player we'd forgotten

We've looked fucking awful for the majority of the second half, need to bring on some fresh legs

Guess that stops us bringing Ben Arfa on now

Fucking Odemwingie, always seems to score against us

Williamson always looks so worried whenever he gets the ball, needs to calm himself down and just look for a pass rather than just hoofing it every time

Good play until it got to Cisse

Krul playing like he has literally no confidence at the moment