Foluwashola

HOWAY THE LADS. For Rafa.

Couple of scribbles on an amputee's thigh.

HANG ALL PEODO'S

Real could have 20 here if they want. One of the most embarrassingly one-sided games I've ever seen.

Commentator just referred to Granada as Spain's Sunderland

Because they're playing a bunch of shite loanees 'managed' by a lost, pissed cockney.

Tony's got this.

Every time it goes to him he's just dancing on the sidelines. He's having the greatest coke session of all time.

Real reserves going to punish Tony badly here.

Poor Jeff

Shola ffs

Can't imagine being a Hartlepool fan watching this. I'm shitting mesel.

Where were the Donny players? Long punt forward

PLONKER

Rodney you plonker.

Eto'o will be spinning in his grave.

Absolutely disgusting defending sends Hartlepool down.

Didn't realise Pool had Donny. Shame,hope they can pull off a miracle.

Fatheed is old news, who cares. Have never actually been to Selhurst Park so fair enough re it's minging-ness. Normally decent to watch matches there on the box.

Would prefer Palace to stop up at the expense of a Hull or Swansea like. At least they have semi-decent fans and aren't housed up in a tinpot stadium.

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside. Lovely stuff. Almost makes you pleased to have our dear leader.

They celebrated moving to a new stadium by throwing bottles at the Man U bus. London is full of desperate rotters.

With Wilkins there, Custis always comes across like a little dweeb.

That's lush. Got given a programme for the first time in ages a couple of weeks back and was surprised at how smart they are these days. Makes a lovely change being buzzing for the final day of the season mind.