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Madam Pomfrey can do it in seconds.

I dislocated mine a few years ago. I didn't even want to get up and walk for a few weeks. Relevant.

My friend showed me this yesterday. Class.

Was really excited to see him in June. He's had the worst luck with injuries.

The last month or so Ramires has really come along.

Blatant handball, ref's too afraid to call it.

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought tht.

i almost feel like im stalking him, never watched a match where ive followed 1 player as much every time hes in shot i want something horrible to happen to him I've paid more attention to Carroll than the actual match. I'll probably do this in every game he's play in until he scores.

Catching up on the day's action. Great to see Davies score, twice. And Josh Wolff's celebration was fantastic. Oh, and watching the Seattle/New York highlights, this MSG play-by-play guy is the worst fucking analyst ever.

Pace and power in every position Don't forget height!

This. That is an irrational fear i always have when i'm in an upper tier at the football. I have that same fear sometimes. Seems ridiculous, but it happened here at a baseball game last summer, somehow the guy survived.

Not really sure why I'm still watching this.

Hey, nice job Pards and Ashley. Keep it up

Sol Campbell can suck my dick.

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Same, I just can't understand it.ß

How does someone even get hurt like that? Ridiculous injury.

No way I'm going to Stroke City!

Torres is already registered as number 9 in the EL.

"That's as obvious as the nose of Barbara Streisand's face." - Ray Hudson

It's fucking killing me.

Yes, I've posted so little lately just out of lack of anything happening. At least it's given me more time to focus on other things.

Look how tan Landon is.

Ohhh! Post of the Day. Pretty proud of myself.

Never seen that before. Ball just sitting on the goalline.