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I don't even know how many times my dad tells me he wishes Ronaldo was still at Man Utd. Every fucking time a Madrid game is on tv.

That's what you do in youth soccer when one plays is obviously better than everyone else. Just give it to him and stand around.

This is disgustingly similar to the Barca/Inter tie last season, except for the result.

Great goal for such a shit match.

http://www.1000goals.com/wallpapers3/dempsey1.jpg I can feel that second one coming, just as I can feel a third. Fulham fans will be throwing their hats all over the ice!

Dempsey with two!

This game is giving me cystic fibrosis. Edit: Which, according to Wikipedia, Chopin had.

This game. Busquets is a terrible excuse for a human.

What a guy.

Pique just passed it back to Valdes.

Half this broadcast has been slow motion replays of people running.

Zakuani does not agree with you.

This definitely makes it worth it.

Is that how it works? I thought he would have still be their 'manager' in that situation? Just depends on how the club runs and wants to label the position.

That's why I like him so much. Shoots from wherever he feels like.

I'm certain Jason Roberts is drunk during every game. He just rumbles around the field taking super touches and falling over.

Savage, too.

It's amazing it's been six seasons and he still hasn't realized something needs to change.

More importantly, what a terrible touch by Barry.

Indeed it is. I just looked it up, always thought since the saying was stating said star is beyond his best days, beyond would be a synonym with passed. Was looking at past as a noun, not an adjective.

I always write/type that as "passed it." Seems to make more sense than "past it," if that's what you're getting at.

What a way to win the title that would have been.

Hull score. Atmosphere deflates.

Davies is quality on twitter.

FYP I think Djourou/Vrmaelen would be good enough if one of them is partnered with a bigger, more powerful centerback. They've proved solid enough when healthy.