Ameritoon

Crouch was pretty poor today, should've had a few goals.

Forget Texas exists sometimes tbh

Really hope my friend doesn't kill himself.

They can't be anyway, didn't fill out some UEFA paperwork or something. In case you missed it, Pompey won't be in Europe no matter what.

Thought my commentator was bad, glad I don't have to hear that shit over there.

They can't be anyway, didn't fill out some UEFA paperwork or something.

I fear for my friends sanity if Tottenham lose this one.

Not sure the ref knows what he's doing with advantage, blown two back in the exact same place now.

Pav has no clue how to pass, every time the ball touches his feet he shoots it.

USA finals are later in May. Michigan Rush all the way.

Not sure who the color commentator is, but after the play-by-play guy said how bad of a ball Boateng just said he just blatantly attempted to one-up him by saying it was the runners fault for not crossing in front of the goalie. Maybe he forgot that it might have been a set play where no one was supposed to go there, or maybe he didn't realize it was a line drive cross with no chance for anyone to get there. Fucking idiot. And he's already mentioned that he thinks Boateng is one of the best players in the Prem.

Stripper tits are always real.

Looked like an African voodoo bitch. Something odd is happening to me now.

Just text my friend. "Heskey on, it's over, Chelsea win." Game

'Realistic Transfer Targets Summer 2010'

Actually , ours isn't too clever either . We've won 18 in our past 5 premier league seasons :-[ In other words, twice as many as them!

This game is one about a 6 minute delay over here. What the eff Jeff?

We turned the corner when we put Guthrie in the middle, and got Routledge imo. That's when we started annihilating teams at home Yeah, but my reason is obviously more legitimate, yours doesn't even make sense.

It's really funny to me that Deco still exists.

Pretty obvious when Jonas put the Spiderman mask on a few weeks ago we turned the corner. Confidence and morale just went way up, as did spiderwebs.

I'm painting a room in my house, does anyone know if 2 in 1 primer/paint actually works?

Another pelanty. Christ.

Play like this on Tuesday and we've pretty much got the title.

Irrelevant.