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oh dear

Aye i've had a few tips off someone i worked with who 'knows' a trainer or something that gets news about Cheltenham but thats it. I do the odd lucky 15 but my only ever decent wins are literally seeing a horses name that sounds like the guy from Assassins Creed so i just stick e/w bet on and somehow bag £500. It's a slippery slope like my sisters ex husband had a horrific problem with horses and he'd gamble their whole months money when he was working away. I've self excluded from most now and just do the odd capped deposit per week. I'm probably up overall so long as i'm not stupid all should be ok.

Aye i'm always just a bit wary until the money is in my bank account and i think i seen a while back that @Stifler said BetMGM could be a bit of a twat for paying up. What are people betting on to get banned from the websites or bookies?

I think i must be on the watchlist now (probably on quite a few tbh) but this is literally the fourth time i've won this now on different websites. Fucking random i do it today after reading the last page. That's Tenerife in April sorted now

Quite happy with the new cap for travelling to Lanzarote on Sunday

Aye they seem canny. Loved the end 'fuck the mackems!'

He said it before kick off too and i was like eh?

aye its just come on the xbox iplayer

Some good craic on Bigscreen yesterday

I actually fucking hate that when i read these posts it's his voice in my head. It's proper Professor Farnsworth with his shitty good news everybody. Prick

The PSG 4-1 game was probably the greatest night i've ever had in Tenerife

"Biggest selling Christmas song of all time? Really old. Older than Rockin Around the Christmas Tree. Sang by a guy whose name rhymes with Ping." "Sting? Sting sings it? "

"aah live 20 minutes from the toon but ah divvent have any legs so i caaant waak there ya fucking divvy cunt" was probably one of my favourite sentences i overheard yesterday