Froggy

I'll let you know when he signs.

The increase in wages and transfer fees every 2 hours. First £50m for Mbeumo, now £60m. First £180,000 in wages, then a minimum of £200,000, now it's £250,000 a week.

Ah for fuck sake. I didn't even realise. You prick.

Lost their minds over the likes of yourselves and opposition journalists falsely reporting on it. I posted some tweets about it earlier. We're taking the piss out of those people.

Where have you seen that?

You mean Newcastle United fans right?

I think you can tweet or email them and they'll give you odds for it. SkyBet do anyway.

Tell me what Cunha and Mbeumo are getting please if and when they sign.

Are we not a project? New manager, new system, complete rebuild, new stadium. We're basically doing the same thing as you except with huge history and a huge global fanbase behind us plus it's with Sir Jim's great British pounds and not middle east oil money.

Football hasn't existed for just 12 months though has it. Mbeumo wasn't born in 2024.

Alex by hook or by Crook is probably even more unreliable than the Newcastle mouthpiece. Steals a living regurgitating Twitter rumours on TalkShite.

You're not being told that, but you're creating a narrative before we've even finalised anything with the player. We don't even have a verbal agreement with Mbeumo yet, but apparently we're blowing you out of the water. You have no idea what we'll offer him. The fact that you believe that the only reason a player could possibly choose Manchester United over Newcastle United is wages is pretty incredible.

I'm not 100% sure on how it works, no. I just know that it exists, and it's always been reported that it's a 25% increase or decrease on base salary determined by Champions League qualification. I'm sure there are finer details.

Love that. At the end of the day, I don't think it's a crystal clear view into financials or anything. It simply uses insiders/journalists/reporters etc. to formulate an estimate of what the salary is. I don't love it, but I think it's a reasonable resource. Lumping me in with TCD has me considering my life choices now though.

I found out about Capology on this forum. So you're wrong again. The only time people started talking negatively about Capology was when it said Kelly was getting £150,000, because it didn't suit the narrative.