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Jordan Rhodes with another hat-trick

He'll be back-up, at least initially.

Bogdan was fine actually, despite that comedy goal N'Gog will do ok providing he has confidence

Really classy finish, that.

You got a Tim Howard goal, how was that not entertaining?

Off the bar! Unbelievable Full-time. Woodwork might have saved our season. Then again, it's probably blind optimism.

Free-kick in a dangerous position for Everton, Baines to take it...

Eh? We haven't outplayed you. Honestly got no idea how we're winning really. We seem to have improved second half though, which is quite unusual.

He's shown both good and bad in this game. Nice finish after a bit of skill, but equally a few times his first touch has been shocking. Think he just needs to be a bit more confident really.

Cahill scores.

Goal kick, assisted by a huge tailwind. Bounced right over Bogdan.

That sums our season up really.

Awful second half. Going down with a whimper.

Awful marking from us. Fletcher couldn't miss from a yard out at the far post.

Wigan 1 up too, Moses.

Ha, Paul Robinson dropped for this game and his replacement comes back from injury and scores an absolute pearl.

Hmm, just as it looked as if the bottom three were adrift, a few other teams could really be pulled into the relegation mire depending on results today. (We'll lose to Wolves now and I will be talking sh*te)

I noticed that on Boxing Day actually, at least before the two game-changing substitutions. If/when we get relegated, I'd expect you to be in for someone like Chung-Yong Lee; defensively competent but actually has an end product.

This is like watching a really shit game of Spanish football, it's just so slow and there's no urgency whatsoever.

The fee is somewhere between £5M and £7M depending on which article you read. Either way, we're f*cked. Having said that, we can't be much worse than we have been this year.

Stonewall pen. Sunderland's pitch tackled Osman.

With the Cahill sale, most likely. Coyle said he wants three players. I think it depends if we're adrift on NYD really because otherwise we're throwing good money after bad. Amazingly, we'll most likely be out of the relegation zone if we beat Wolves on NYE - however, given how abject we've been at home this season, we'll probably lose. Any names or players you'd like and think the club could potentially get? We haven't really been linked with that many people actually: Josh McEachran on loan and Nedum Onuoha seem to be the names that are popping up regularly though, oh, and an American centre-back we've been trialling - Tim Ream. I'd like Onuoha. I doubt McEachran would get many games. Don't really know much about Ream to be honest.

With the Cahill sale, most likely. Coyle said he wants three players. I think it depends if we're adrift on NYD really because otherwise we're throwing good money after bad. Amazingly, we'll most likely be out of the relegation zone if we beat Wolves on NYE - however, given how abject we've been at home this season, we'll probably lose. Either way, we have a difficult January: Everton A, Man U A, Liverpool H, Arsenal H.

Today's attendance was our biggest of the season by the way: just over 26K. Good turnout, especially from you guys.

If there's ever a game that was guaranteed to be 0-0, Stoke v Villa would be it. http://static.bbc.co.uk/h4discoveryzone/ic/news/media/images/229/129/57576000/jpg/_57576193_57576192.jpg