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Spectacular profligacy on display by both teams at the Reebok so far

Yeah, we haven't started well. Villa 2-0 down now.

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Yeah, would be great if both clubs do each other a favour tonight

Wow, truly appalling choice. Thought it might be us v Arsenal or you v Blackburn.

Is there a televised game tonight?

I'm fully expecting Bolton shirt sales in Korea to go down to zero seeing as we've signed the Japanese Messi to (indirectly) replace LCY. Ah well, at least we've opened up another potential marketing opportunity [obviously not being serious, as both transfers were for football reasons]

Wolves have done well with Frimpong and Bassong but I don't think it'll keep them up. Wigan and Blackburn have done absolutely nothing, astonishing. QPR might have made signings but they're far from a cohesive team. Hughes is such a chequebook manager. Hope they go down with the ridiculous sums they're giving to mediocre players. As for Everton, well, I don't think their window is as fantastic as people made out. Donovan has only a month left on his loan. For a club that's reticent to spend big money Jelavic is a gamble especially as he's never played in the Prem before, and when was the last time Pienaar did anything of note? All in all, a pretty boring transfer window.

Sordell deal went through

"David Pizarro is a Dennis Wise type player". Um, no.

Did the Sordell deal go through?

Kyrgiakos is probably slightly more mobile than Kevin Davies to be fair.

West Brom annoy me with their dullness. Ridgewell and Andrews ffs - how more boring can you get?

It's a lot more sensible, a good pacy option off the bench and a better eye for goal than N'Gog.

Sorry to screw up your transfer dealings, lads, I just hope you can get someone better in the next couple of hours.

I'm shocked that his transfer policy is this horrendous.

FLIP FLIP FLIPADELPHIA

Think we're getting Marvin Sordell from Watford.

Porto indeed. They agreed to loan Iturbe to us for the rest of the season, only to change their mind this evening

If Wayne Bridge is too expensive, they can always go for Paul Robinson in some sort of package deal with Kevin Davies...much better value for money

Blackburn have signed Scott Sutter (okay, he's decent), Martin Olsson's twin brother and now they want Bradley Orr from QPR. Random.

Indeed, he's off to Vancouver apparently.

Only if we get a replacement in.

Nicko = Alan Nixon, Mirror/Sunday People journalist. Close friend of Owen Coyle and is usually the most accurate source on transfers involving Bolton. Usually wildly inaccurate with other teams' transfers though. It doesn't make sense for either team to sign him really, unless you're planning to flog Obertan already or something.

Nicko suggests Palace are in talks with both Newcastle and Bolton about Zaha. We seem more keen.