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I sent him this tweet @themichaelowen Once you've slept with your medal for several months are you going to get an injunction out to stop people talking about it?

Barton in sandals

I blame myself for shouting "Choyeeee" everytime that cunt Tchoyi touched the ball, he then went and scored a hatrick.

Lovenkrands always seems to score against West Brom. Does Ameobi?

Pointless starting Ameobi and Lovenkrands up front

Not a central midfielder like. Nope, more of a winger/tre quartista type of player. Brilliant but very up and down. Football Manager FTW

Wow Thats actualy canny amazing tbf

that picture man

I disagree, like every footballer who gets caught out there would have been a bit of chanting at matches etc, and he would have been called a bit of a c***, but ultimately no-one would realy be that bothered. He would have been off the front pages/tele after a day or two and it would have just been 'another footballer shaggin about'. He looks an absolute pleb now though, and it's been dragged out right to the Champions League final. Except Ferguson made a series of comments earlier in the season about how Rooney's form had been decimated because he couldn't handle the press intrusion. He's done everything he can to stop that happening again and fair play to him. I didn't realise you we're one speaking terms with Fergie like, fair play Seriously though, it may have started as such, but the last couple of days have just been stupid. Theres no way trying to sue twitter was a good move. I don't need to be on speaking terms with anyone, it's absolutely f***ing obvious man. So Fergie, whilst swigging a bottle of whisky, called CTB into his office and advised him to sue Twitter? I'm pretty sure most of this has been instigated by his lawyer tbf.

Imagine him and Tiote in central midfield? Wall. Cattermole "Sorry Bruce, i cant play the derby today, im sick and shaking like a leaf"

It's not the week it had been done though when he should have admited it, he should have done so when it became obvios (withought doubt) who CTB was. It's no longer rumours and gossip, and the pressure of all these legal battles cannot exactle be good, especialy now he's just a laughing stock.

I disagree, like every footballer who gets caught out there would have been a bit of chanting at matches etc, and he would have been called a bit of a c***, but ultimately no-one would realy be that bothered. He would have been off the front pages/tele after a day or two and it would have just been 'another footballer shaggin about'. He looks an absolute pleb now though, and it's been dragged out right to the Champions League final. Except Ferguson made a series of comments earlier in the season about how Rooney's form had been decimated because he couldn't handle the press intrusion. He's done everything he can to stop that happening again and fair play to him. I didn't realise you we're one speaking terms with Fergie like, fair play Seriously though, it may have started as such, but the last couple of days have just been stupid. Theres no way trying to sue twitter was a good move.

Quality

Wheres these quotes from Pardew?

I disagree, like every footballer who gets caught out there would have been a bit of chanting at matches etc, and he would have been called a bit of a cunt, but ultimately no-one would realy be that bothered. He would have been off the front pages/tele after a day or two and it would have just been 'another footballer shaggin about'. He looks an absolute pleb now though, and it's been dragged out right to the Champions League final.

Well it turns out they've had a go at this. Could only muster a bonfire though. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150617758255398&set=o.155734271426&type=1&theater Wow... Just wow.

http://imageshack.us/m/823/7930/j2kwvp6o.jpg

There shaggin

The thing is with losing Jose is that we will never get a goiod price for him considering his contract lengh, so we havn't got that softening blow of cash like we had with AC. We also will never find a better left back for a while. Also it looks like he's off to Liverpool. It's like losing one of our best and most promosing players for a tuppence won't be enough, but Kenny Dalglish realy feels the need to well and truly shovel shit in our faces. I hope the ginger cunt drowns in a pool of aids ridden piss.

Liverpool are undoubtadly a bigger club, and have a better squad, but fucking hell man. There not THAT fucking magic now. But aye it's LIVERPOOL everyone, let's all join hands and have a wank (I never thought that through tbh). Seriously man, go to Juventus, go to Milan, Go to Barcelona, but not fucking Liverpool man.

Blackpool are good enough in attack and unpredictable enough to pull of atleast a draw at OT imo, I don;t know whether a weakend side of MU players looking to prove themselves would work in there favour or not though. Hope they do stop up though, they've been a pleasure to watch at times.

That was sickening like, detest Shearer as a pundit like, and that just made it even worse.

I think we'll get 10th tbh, I realy cannot see us not beating West Brom (it should be a home send off at SJP) and City should at least get a draw with Bolton. And aye, i'd be chuffed with a top half finish, honestly would have never expected it at the start of the season

I'm more interested in seeing ifwe can somehow secure 8th tbh, we'll not like, but i've managed to pin all of my expectations on it in an attempt to make the game seem more interesting than it actualy is.

This. Everyone knows who it is, just admit it and get it over with.