Hanshithispantz

Yeah I know, that's why I said "Not that there's anything wrong with it"

TBF there's a difference between being topless (ie being pictured walking around in a bikini) and lifting your shirt up like this for a picture http://i.imgur.com/mritOJH.jpg The equivalent would be Lee Ryder thrusting his bollocks towards the camera lens with his pinky finger keenly placed on the side of his mouth... Or of course, this: Not that there's anything wrong with it like. Err, the Chilean woman, not Mike, there was everything wrong with that.

That tan line

Get out of the shot, non-Columbian.

What are Columbia?

I cannot remember ever watching him play

Would be great if the all lifted their tops to all reveal a single full stop.

Edinson Cavani, like an ugly musketeer.

Well fuck.

Not going to start until Colombia win the card they're after.

This game is shit.

Uruguay don't have a cause at all, he bit another player ffs

Every Columbian appears to be disgustingly good with the ball at their feet.

That Uruguayan Freddie Mercury

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yepes singing his little heart out.

They'll miss Gustavo like, silly bugger.

I don't think Brazil were bad either like, they were the better side all in all.

Penalties are fucking horrific man Shaking like a mess and I have no affiliation with either team.

YEE'LL EGG THE BAAAALL MAN!

Baffling why Brazil took so long with that goal kick at the end, get the ball and boot it up.

No they didn't. Kicking a ball about is not football, it's kicking a ball about. Just like how having a scrap outside of a cave 4000 years ago wasn't boxing. When you wouldn't have modern day football without these "kickabouts" it clearly evolves from them. Calcio Fiorentino for instance had two goals, a pitch the size of around a normal football pitch, but 27 players on each team. These early variations mean as much for the modern game of football, perfected by the English in the 18th century, as our monkey ancestors matter in regards to what makes us human. It's not the same species/sport today, but we'd not be the same without them. Yeah, that sounds absolutely nothing like football. A sport is defined by it's rules, not the apparatus used. It's what separates rugby from american football, pool from snooker, poker from blackjack.

No they didn't. Kicking a ball about is not football, it's kicking a ball about. Just like how having a scrap outside of a cave 4000 years ago wasn't boxing.

Good call

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