Hanshithispantz

this will kill me

Shot on target in the World Cup.

Handball

Jay Z

That ball was vile.

That was it. That was fucking it.

Fans in a country where they probably see a higher standard of football in the third division? It's not Iran or Nigeria's fault they're poor I could understand their own fans booing but not a bunch of no marks with no affiliation to either side. This is a pretty bad performance even by their standards though. I know Iran is better than this. I hope Nigeria is for KaKa's sake. In all honestly I'm just typing this in the hope Flip walks in I do think it's poor form from the fans though.

That physio work from the Big Sho

Fans in a country where they probably see a higher standard of football in the third division? It's not Iran or Nigeria's fault they're poor I could understand their own fans booing but not a bunch of no marks with no affiliation to either side.

Imagine buying a ticket to Iran v Nigeria and then thinking you have the right to boo. Fucking tossers.

The Brazilian crowd are absolutely pathetic, like, who the fuck do they think they are?

Persying

I'd love to hear Lawro commentating on his own crucifixion.

beeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Did that Nigerian just tell the referee to piss off?

Pass son

First time this phrase has ever been used on the forum. Actually no, I found one more time: what a fucking knacka littlelunchbox is

What I would give for Ameobi to score a goal in this tournament, it would be the best World Cup of my life time, bar none.

She was awesome.

He later went on to declare a goal from a shot that was about a meter wide and hit the advertising boards Nobody in the ground was cheering and he just casually went along declaring France had taken a 3-0 lead.

When trying to give his reasons why he thought Sagna was a better fullback that Dubuchy, Martin Keown claiming that he was "more of a man" What a muppet.

I wonder if Pardew feels any kind of emotion for completely ruining a young man's career.

He took the ball off Barkley who was running straight into a centre back, and the shot he missed was hardly criminal, he tried to place it into the bottom corner and missed by a foot. The fact the keeper went the wrong way made it look like he'd missed an open target. I was pissed off with him after the game like most people I was with but in hindsight he didn't do too bad, I expect and hope he has better games in the tournament like.

Naughty that.