Hanshithispantz

Why do you base everything on the first game? Cos he's a miserable bassa Be wearing suspenders after his headbutt perhaps. Ooo forgot about that, what's the script with retrospective decisions in the World Cup? Only thing similar I can think of is Figo getting away with nutting some other Dutch daftie.

Good ol' Chile. I think Spain will murder them tbh, may as well stick a Costa hattrick on.

Jean Beausejour just scored a couple of minutes ago.

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It's a shame Waldo Ponce didn't make the cut this year to really lift this thread to perverse levels of punnery.

Goal 2.

"Socceroos", man. The whole nation needs to fucking grow up.

"What a leap" he was leaping against Gary Medel, man

I suppose it was inevitable really

He'll be watching this from the Australian perspective, jotting down what they're doing wrong and making notes of how they could shut Chile down.

f***ing kills me everytime I think of that. :lol: Who said it again? Was it Tooj or Cajun or someone? Honestly, it's fucking hilarious. Up there with the Nigerian Space Program post. Every single time I think about it I get into a proper state. Pretty certain it was Cajun talking about his mate. I keep repeating it in my head.

fucking kills me everytime I think of that.

nightmare

I don't think I could ever bring myself to bet on a team fielding Tim Cahill in 2014

Aye Gonzalez and that kid from Man U on either wing was erotic. Pretty sure Doumbia was up top too. EDEET: Tosic

It was just an all around mental decision, and because of that so fucking obvious to anyone that it was bought. It makes about as much sense as hosting a fucking rave in Birkenau.

Two good games - really open. When are Greece due to bring us down to Earth? Holland will bring you back to earth in an hour or so.. 5 at the back

Had they nicked it I think it would have been a mild suprise, but to comletely take them apart in the 2nd half like they did with a defence and midfield that on paper are delightfully average in comparison to what Spain put out was fucking magic, even with the likes of Alonso and Xavi playing with no legs.

An utterly pathetic decision if so. I don't even hate Welbeck either.

mint

I took Blind out at the last minute for fucking Marcelo. Lush.

That goal line thing was funny the first time like.

Jesus

Basically using the old "fell out of love with the game" to disguise the fact that he's shite.