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We'll just fall a little bit short of Europe, according to Lawro. Fuck knows what he's basing this on like.

"Becoming one of the best strikers in the league"

I can't tell if that's sarcasm but i swear it's been bothering me for a long time and i finally realized what it was today; every time I see his ugly stupid face I think about Anche i nani hanno cominciato da piccoli - Finale and it's even more striking in motion, skip to 1:45 in. Top comment: Well, I came into this video wanting to see a midget laugh at a camel, and by God almighty I wasn't disappointed.

Dave Yeah bad timing, didn't think

Just had a Cheltenham-esq image of the Chelsea paramedic team pulling a curtain around Torres in the middle of the pitch before putting him down

I've never once read or seen anyone say Swansea play "awful football" like?

FWIW I havn't got s problem with it like, just pointlessly nitpicking.

erm, is that a joke? Aye, i've got more if you want like.

It's just the 'Europeans' bit. It's probably just a freudian slip, but like Beren said, were Colo and Jonas watching on from the sidelines

English v the Europeans What the fuck would you do that for?

Great news, hope he makes a good recovery from it

I would imagine so, they won't release anything until there has been official contact with his family I would imagine. Absolutely horrible news though, completely shook by it.

The biggest goal of our season so far

:lol: I don't even know why this is so funny

Yeah, if he wasn't any good at kicking a football he wouldn't be very good at football.

Probably none i'd imagine, certainly not champions league anyway. Who would they give it too?

My dad passionately supporting the English team during European games, it's fucking grating. I mean i'd prefer the English team to do well in most cases, but this is full on vocal support in the sitting room.

Probably bombing smack into vodka or something

"playing for liverpool isn't like playing for newcastle or sunderland, this is a special club' Honestly? Fucking hell man, was there any context at all to this?

Yeah Chelsea +2 I mean, edited.

May be a daft question and I probably have read the offer wrong, but with the BET365 Free In-Play Bet thing that they do would it be possible to place my pre-game bet on a banker and still get my in-play bet refunded if it loses? So say I stuck £50 on Chelsea +2 (1/16), which I would expect to win and return a very small sum, would I then still be eligible to put a safe £50 in-play bet on Chelsea -2 (5/1)? http://www.bet365.com/extra/en/promotions/soccer/champions-league-free-bet-offer/

Great Scott. http://assets.pakwheels.com/forums/2010/attachments/Non-Wheels-Discussions/358152-Namak-Mirchi-Club-Of-Pakwheels--------mother-of-god-meme.jpg

Last night was the most ridiculous display of sportmanship i've ever seen, sort of pleasing to see in a way but ultimately we'll gain fuck all from it (infact we'll still be bottom of the fair play league ).

Was thinking that instead of taking him off at half time, Obertan should have been the one sacrificed, with Jonas pushing into Obertan's role and Roberto Perch slotting in behind Santon.