Revolution Number 9

What the fuck was that man

Pardew made every effort to lose that like

Fuck you, Pardew

Guthrie. Honestly. We don't deserve to win this.

Fucks sake, this is what fucking happens when you sit back and invite pressure FOR AN ENTIRE HALF!

The game turning dull suits Wolves down to the ground, we should have brought some fucking flair on. Lovenkrands ffs...

The most pointless fucking sub in the history of football! That bench, and he brings on the only useless cunt on it!

PETER FUCKING LOVENKRANDS!!? WHY????

Phew, he's back on the pitch.

Shit, not Colo!

Holy fucking shit!

Close!

Oh dear.

Think we could do with some changes now like.

Jonas breezing past their entire team man, like a fucking boss.

Can see us letting them back in here.

Basically seems the same as he was against Blackburn, all round play is good, causing them shit loads of trouble on corners, hasn't had a good chance yet though.

Fly to England. Right now. You might make it in time for Match of the Day.

Their game sounds like a cracker.

Jonas' was f***ing Messiesque. That's not cool, man. I'm likely to believe s*** like that in our match threads. Not joking, him and Tiote were tussling with 3 Wolves players for possession, he came out with the ball, breezed past 3 players and slotted it past the keeper with casual ease.

Jonas' was fucking Messiesque.

This commentator can't pronounce any of our player's names.

Couldn't have helped that.

Should have been a penna that I think.

Jonas Messierrez