Revolution Number 9

It is ours. No other match in world football means more than ours. The north east of England has a strong claim to being the home of world football and thus whomever rules our region becomes an international force. But more, our is a clash of ideas, a battle for the soul of football. We represent the positive strands of society, such as democracy, comradeship, dignity and the belief that morality matters more than money. The mags are a sinister, grubby sect who reject our ideals and desire nothing more than a Thatecherite society where all sense of urpose is lost. Guess who.

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Usually stay in Seaham Hall surely? It was Great North Run Weekend so getting a room anywhere would have been difficult. Ah, true. Although I can't imagine too many of the runners booking up rooms there!

Point taken.

Great stuff. Edit: the RTG thread's up already. Ready for meltdown in 3, 2, 1...

How come nobody ever comes on here and gives us some questions to answer

I have that cover. It's majestic. Link here - http://www.ea.com/uk/football/1/fifa12-club-pack-newcastle Best Fifa cover ever

Elmo guarenteed starter Poor bastards. It's like our pre-season has become their season. A new bit of bad news around every corner.

Larsson has a broken toe.

As long as our football club is under M J A Holdings or whatever the f*** its called, we have every right to look at what he does with 'his' money. No we don't. Don't be ridiculous. For starters, him losing a few grand at the casino isn't going to affect the long-term future of our club, and secondly, do other people have the right to tell you what to spend your money on? No they don't, and it's no different for Ashley regardless of what he owns. And what about when it's a loss of £1.2 million in the space of two hours, a week before one of our most promising players for years is sold? Then it's still his money and he's still entitled to do what the fuck he wants with it. It wasn't coming out of the club coffers in any case so I don't see what the issue is.

Usually stay in Seaham Hall surely?

As long as our football club is under M J A Holdings or whatever the f*** its called, we have every right to look at what he does with 'his' money. No we don't. Don't be ridiculous. For starters, him losing a few grand at the casino isn't going to affect the long-term future of our club, and secondly, do other people have the right to tell you what to spend your money on? No they don't, and it's no different for Ashley regardless of what he owns.

Tevez's wages must be more than a 3rd of our entire wage bill actually

We couldn't afford to pay him, for starters.

Become a lot less of a recluse since buying us hasn't he? Although I suppose that's kind of been forced upon him by circumstances.

That it was an disgraceful, petty thing to do at the time, and I sincerely hope he's put such actions behind him. Nothing else more we can say to your loaded question really is there?

And now he wants to buy Lampard, Gerrard and... Pires Someone should tell him they released a new game after CM4 On the unofficial update on FM11 they always seem to buy Ji-Sung Park.

He gets paid 200 billion trillion a week. Why would he nick a Tesco doughnut?

I like to read all his posts in my best Sir Ian Mckellen voice.

Blackout Mackem becoming a kind of N-O super meme here like.

We've never been in it

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/webimage/nphm_23_04_11_sunderland_wigan_bruce_1_1_3402666!image/4271935469.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/4271935469.jpg "You are now hypnotised... you will go in the kitchen and make me some chips..." http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/webimage/frbruce3434_1_3324849!image/3254564133.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/3254564133.jpg "Fuck me, the questions on this Deal or No Deal are nearly as hard as Millionaire!" http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00609/Football_-_Premier__609982t.jpg "And then, I brought on Elmohammady!"

http://news.pinkpaper.com/uploads/Pat%20Butcher.jpg http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/PA-10512380.jpg "Hew Pat Butcher, I look absolutely nowt like you. Now fuck off."

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/incoming/article804668.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/Steve-Bruce-Norwich-Sunderland-cropped "Fuck! Forgot to get some more bog roll on the way back!"

Aye, they're going to be idly strolling towards every dead ball to make their manager proud.