Revolution Number 9

He's s***, but he's going to keep scoring. Such a strange footballer.

Aye, finished in a phase of involution unexplained just sums us up to a tee.

Hope we sign him up before another team snaps him up. Arsenal in particular need a left back.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=622717 Inflated transfer fees of today are our fault apparently.

A keeper, he's meant to be the dogs boleks.

I heard those commentators too. Is it just me, or was one of them massively negative towards Newcastle most of the time? Mind you, I haven't listened to them before. Aye - not sure who the co-commentator was but he f***ing hates the toon You must mean Garry 'Get the ball in the box' Birtles. He's the forum's new cult figure.

Fuck me, if we sign this lad it's going to be like beauty and the beast when we play Liverpool.

Muntari

I recall 1 cross he put in (canny cross as well) in the 2nd half, aside from that don't think he took a single player on, with or without the ball It is made worse because it is not much better on the left side, at least before we had Enrique who used to get forward and could beat people BUT now both our full backs offer next to nothing Taylor can't go past his man, but he did well when we got the ball to him in the final third and he had the time to whip a cross or a shot in. Him and Jonas are actually a pretty decent team going forward if you think about it, one is great at taking the ball forward but has fuck all end product, the other has lots of end product but is shit at taking the ball forward.

So does this actually have any substance to it or not?

That answers itself, it's because he has no use on the field so they know no one will want to buy him.

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They're so angry their basic maths is failing them.

I think we pay him in virgins.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK NO

Fucking Krul you fucking lovely bastard

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BESTY HE PUT THE BALL IN THE BOX

http://memegenerator.net/Garrybirtles

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Cabaye's long range shots are unreal if a team's stupid enough to give him the time to pull one off.

Reet now get fucking Sammy on.