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Wow

Kevin Ball sounds thick as fuck.

Got lucky no Fellaini in Man Utd squad, means Remy points.

I'd rather we taught them the words "player rebellion" first.

4 mins, ouch. Raging at my stupidity.

Cisse would miss the water man.

Pardew writing his resignation with that sub.

Put him up for adoption, it's the only way to be sure.

Time to put Willo upfront and go long.

Humph

It begins.

I've fucked up bad here, need Barfa to stay on the bench so Remy comes on. You know he's going to get 15 minutes though. So annoyed with myself.

I've benched Remy, grrrrrrrr.

Cpt Suarez is looking a sensible decision. Enrique assist points too.

Owen says o.g but he's a cunt. I need that Zabb assist.

Aka The Williamson Manoeuvre.

Too fat to fly? Too drunk. I heard he refused to go out on the wing.

Too fat to fly?

Really glad I brought him in when he was eligible for his first game. Gone up loads already.

How is that not a pen?

This ref is having an absolute mare.

This new look Everton play some lovely stuff

Toure beasted that.