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42 and Valencia is captain.

Just needs a haircut to take the weight off his hammies, he'll be fine.

Would love Pardew to engage maximum troll next week. To be 11 points clear of them after selling them over 40 million quids worth of "talent" would be very sweet. The thought of Suarez running at Willo is scary though, really need Colo to be fit and Perch or Tiote sitting in front of them.

Would be so sweet, KKK might just go into meltdown.

8 points clear of 7th. Magnificent.

Superb.

Jonas has put in an immense shift too, him Perch, Barfa, Cisse and Ba have all been superb.

Shola the destroyer, he's gonna fuck you up then eat an apple.

Roy has tourettes surely.

Ba can't put weight on it there. Oh fuck.

Some magnificent performances today.

Screaming at Barfa to pass then, but he just went past them for fun.

Cisse is taking a right battering.

Getting a foot back into this now, better.

Oh fuck.

Sweet Jesus we need a goal quick.

Horrible.

FOOTBALL!

Blimey Sky fapping over us big time.

A couple of long passes by Ba were immense, he's playing well. Goals will come.

He's been magnificent.

Great first half, come out all guns in second and get a quick one to really kill them off.

Santon and Pech to Cb if Colo is fucked?