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This group of lads on one side, and the board on the other. Pardew is like some sort of hate sponge between the two.

That's have to be a pretty epic foul to get six yellow cards! Maybe Poll if reffing?

SSN have announced it.

He's been shite for years, he's well past it, and he'd only turn our club into a circus again with his entourage and his toilet of a wife. Will be absolutely gutted if he came to our club, although it's never going to happen fortunately.

Then next season: Krul Simpson Williamson Collocini Enrique Bentley Barton Tiote Ben Arfa +1 Carroll

Harper Simpson Wiliamson Collocini Enrique Barton Nolan Tiote Jonas Ben Arfa Carroll

Are you Hatem Ben Arfa?

I think Red Nose will get shot of him in the summer. He is a massively depreciating asset and not worth a tenth of his wages on the pitch. And he's a bell end of Gerrard proportions too.

Unlucky.

Good chin control Simmo!

Jonas crossing is diabolical! Just chips it in. WTF is a striker going to do with that?!

Barton for England!

Get in!

Fancy Ranger would do well playing in front of this midfield next to Shola.

Carrollesque from Shola there...

No freekick for climbing all over Nolan, but blows immediately when one of there players gets Tiotalled?

What.. from missing one match?! What other reason could there be?

Enrique looking very rusty.

Phew!

Got a bad feeling about this free kick....]

That's a shocking tackle by nolan!

Good return by Harper.

How fickle is everyone by the way?! Where are those who were clamouring for Harper back in net?

God, I f***ing hate spurs!!!!

For Sky to say that they're diving must mean that they have dived at least 100 times. Even SKY are saying it FFS!