RupertCommunicator

Blackpool are already safe, man.

No, but he wasn't a known penis either. Shearer is abit of a penis though, is he not? A bit, but not that bad.

No, but he wasn't a known penis either.

Maybe they'll try and sign Nolan then.

Completely agree. However, I don't feel that Bentley will often hit top form and I would much rather have a guaranteed 7/10 player. I'd rather have the match-winner tbh. Having someone capable of turning or winning a game is much more valuable than a 'steady eddie'. All about opinions though. It is. Which is why some poeple would rather have Duff, Martins, Viduka and Owen and some would have Barton, Tiote, Carroll and Lovenkrands.

Alan Smith There would be a rupture in the space-time continuum if that event occurred.

Completely agree. However, I don't feel that Bentley will often hit top form and I would much rather have a guaranteed 7/10 player.

1.5 Mil? Bargain! Although can you remember when we tried to sign Beckford for a million and got turned down? What a blessing in disguise that proved to be!

Maybe he told them that Fenwicks and Bigg Market are in Sunderland?

Larsson >>> Bentley

Tell Andy Carroll that Carroll still misses some sitters. Yeah because he's 21, Shearer missed sitters. Thing is, when Shearer missed sitters, he just smiled, forgot about it and then cracked on. Ranger went on twitter bleating about it then twittered that he was pissed etc etc etc. He's a fucking nob and needs the harsh realities of a loan period in the lower leagues to show that his easy money at Newcastle could come to an abrupt end and he could easily go the way of Danny Cadimerteri et al.

Carroll looks like he'll make it. Ameobi can be replaced by Best, Tiote is unconfirmed, Williamson is better than Saylor...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/sunderland/9344810.stm Should make the derby easier for us with half of the unwashed's team missing. Hopefully they will have to play a few of their less experienced players and the pressure will cause another collapse of 5-1 proportions.

I absolutely hate the scousers, even as much as the mackems. I would spunk my pants if they got relegated! Long may this form continue.

He's 19 FFS. Older than Vukic.

Krul Perch Williamson Kadar Ferguson Smith Routledge Lovenkrands Vukic Best Xisco Subs: Harper, Collocini, Simpson, Tiote, Barton, Nolan, Ameobi.

WHERE THE FUCK DID WE FIND TIOTE? We need to carry on ploughing that goldmine for sure!

I hope they crumble again, I really do. I'll be doing everything I can to add to the 'atmosphere'.

Not particularly bothered about 2nd season syndrome since we are an established top flight club in all aspects. Last season was just an unfortunate anomaly.

What are Torres', Rooney's and Gerrard's goals per minute figures?

Lovenkrands was just taking the piss out if him after that miss.

Ferguson's going to be awesome when he goes through puberty.

Am watching MOTD like a hawk for the miss....

You know the rules. Drink your piss, then your name will be changed back. Hang on, IIRC didn't you say you would shit in a bowl and eat it if he scored 20 (or something) goals?!

Would be lovely to finish above the unwashed after the colossal amount they spent on players, mind.