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Oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Thought he would score in fairness.

Man alive the first aid people just out having a Sunday stroll! Idiots!

Lukaku passing to KDB 3 days after he should have

I meant the cross that the Romanian lad got pulled for

That's not offside

It's a bit uncanny isn't it! So similar it's mad

Had so much of the goal to aim at too and he kicks it right at the kepper!

YES!!!! That's the fella

The name Marin takes me back! Always used to get a lad called Marin on Football Manager back in the day once I had used the editor and given myself £500m to spend.

Good goal that well worked! In other news, I am SOOOOOO EXCITED I get the chance to watch Doku frustrate the life out of me for another 90 minutes, good times.

Our new signing just coming on! Arda Guler!

Worst attacking header ever by Ronaldo!

Turkish RB playing him on then falling over, can't make it up!

No Turkish Delight for this ref tonight. he's shocking

Ref is having a mare!

DCL in and Anderson out Is it April 1st?

Oooooooooooooooops

Genuinely surprised by this if our interest is indeed genuine, he is absolutely bang average. Thought we would be setting our targets far higher than a very average PL goalscorer.

Exactly! Awful record!

I have never seen the fascination about DCL, literally hope this one is just a smokescreen for something else, would be a rather underwhelming signing in my view.

But you KNOW we don't have a good replacement for Kalvin-Phillips!

But isn't the definition 'Clear AND obvious' error?

Exactly, is he in the way of the keeper's view, if not, quick check and goal given!