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Why is there a picture of Louis Tomlinson in the Tweet (not bothered to click to find out)

What a clearance from Jamaal

Has Foden got school via Teams tomorrow?

City are city, but this has been an absolutely pathetic performance from us.

Cracking goal that.

Dwight Fail.

That's not a foul! Part 2...

Miggy!!!!!!!

That wasn't a foul ref!

Think Longstaff has his boots on the wrong feet, given some of his passing this evening.

Let's sit back and conserve this 1-0 defeat!

That is stupid from Schar!

Can someone wake me up when they break through!

Got to be a penalty!

Cracking control and play from Carroll.

Ok... that's worse than Villa's defending!

Cracking finish that, nice play from Carroll, but my word, how bad is Villa's defence.

Love that Richarlison’s shot went miles over and we had the dubbing as if they’d just won the cup final

FIST BUMPS ALL ROUND ??

Schazaro sounds like a name for a really shitty illusionist. Sounds like a dodgy cheese!

Commentator thinks Schar is Lazaro!

Wasn’t it Billy Sharp who was a wonder kid on Champ Manager 04/05 or something like that and played for Crewe?

Miggy has a case of the Joelinton’s!

Horrific ball from Ritchie and we get a goal from it