TBG

Got to give credit to Ashley for not being held to ransom.

The saddest part of this whole farce is that I actually had to go check to see if this was a joke or not Ally McCoist recommended him 10 year ago.

How much for your bath water?

Give him a chance Should be thankful he's took the job tbh. Local lad. Gets the club and the fans.

Give him a chance

Or how he sees himself as the man to take the club forward after Rafa was let go for wanting the same.

Whoever's in charge, just get it over and done with. Rename the forum Anime - Online. Mike wins. And Ashley is a cunt.

He'll scrap that and have the squad down Tynemouth beach, running miles with sacks of potatoes on their back. Get the fuckers grafting.

Amazing how quickly they can get a deal done when it suits them.

They wont, but the media should be tearing Bruce to pieces if he mentions the clubs "potential" and "ambition". The club literally let go of a world class manager that could've achieved that with the backing that most Premier League and fuck it Championship teams see as a necessity.

Newnewcastle United.

But think of the savings we're gonna make by continuing to use wheelie bins and paddling pools instead of giving elite athletes the correct facilities.

Bring him home

Not even the nicest Pringles

Keep reading that as cheapskate bay crab seasoning.

Shows how determined Newcastle Utd are to get their main man. Credit has to be given to Ashley and co for spending big to get the man they see bringing back the glory days to Tyneside.

Roysters are class though

Flamin Hot Monster Munch

So, here we go 'willing to pay compensation' Guaranteed that'll be spun as a positive i.e we're willing to pay what it takes to get our number one target, which is Steve Whopper Bruce in 2019 following letting Rafa Benitez go for showing too much ambition.

Can't be faulted for matching our ambition.

I see what they've done. They were worried a decent manager wouldn't be able to keep a straight face when they're required to big up the clubs potential and ambition. They therefore have hired a man that can't keep a straight face by default because of his wonky nose.

Mike, thoughts on this:

It's not like we're not used to that kinda thing. Pardew could've lost all 38 games in a season and a large proportion of the media would still say the reason we wanted him sacked was because he's a cockney.

Honestly I think there'd be some fans happy with it because "he's one of our own". Mind these'll be the same fans cheering on Colback with "Get into them and fuck them up" when we're 3-0 down to Sheffield United.

Errmm are we forgetting Joelinton