Gandhi said it best when he said, "If you can't handle this thread at it's worst, you don't deserve it at it's best".
Take note all those turncoat's wanting it closed.
Slow news day. They know we're guaranteed hits.
That Mirror article about Mourinho basically says he's out of work, worked for Sir Bobby Robson and would talk to BZG IF they approached him. Could replace Mourinho with John Carver and it's the same article. Absolutely nothing of any substance.
Factory fitted.
Common fault, apparently. Dodgy door sensors setting themselves off. So I either replace those sensors (which I aint) or pull the fuse for the alarm, which I've read is the horn one, but apparently not so on my car.
Look in the manual bro
Don't have one.
Well I do but it's for the American version. Which has a different fuse box layout. Still managed to find and remove the horn fuse but the alarm still sounds, even though operating the horn doesn't. So the alarm must have it's own fuse or it's shared with another.
Saying that I'm pretty sure manually locking the car (as in doing manual labour by putting the key in the lock) stops the alarm from arming.