TBG

With flowers

Hundreds of billions

Rafa's going to walk. Clubs going into administration. KFC are withdrawing the Double Down from the UK. You're reading this whilst we float through space on a dying rock.

So she was just here for a hen do

That looks like the fall of a Middle Eastern dictatorship.

Liar

We been bought yet

She's sitting next to the bloke sitting next to Steve Wraith. Let's get the facts right first lads.

Klopp sacked. Rafa back to Liverpool.

Me grans got more power in her amputated leg.

Quick someone change my username so I can make the pun.

He was talking sense up until then. Must've caught a glimpse of his sister or something.

Similar to the ending of Return of the Jedi

He just wants to play football. Respect.

Nick Pope looks like he drinks Blue WKD

Get rid

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/we-have-massively-underestimated-the-championship.1390735/ Pub league marra

Bet he won't be doing that again

It's absolutely ridiculous. We can't even compete with West Brom, ffs. We can't even compete with clubs in the Championship if that Fulham bid was genuine

It's hard to take that article serious when it says: Aye having no left back is the reason we'll not qualify for the Champions League. Nowt to do with being a newly promoted side still with a championship squad, oh and it was never our goal in the first place.

Tighter than Alan Barnes

That same ridiculed SackPardew that resulted in Pardew leaving and us ending up with Benitez further down the line. We're not deluded for wanting our club to at least compete with Brighton, Bournemouth, Swansea etc. I couldn't give a s*** what the press have to say in that regard and nor should any fan. Not sure how much role the campaign played in that, he must have known he was hugely unpopular long before the flyers started showing up and remember he was give free reign at his former club. Of course we are not deluded, that's not the national narrative though, and that's the level we have to work out to force change with Ashley. Of course he knew he was unpopular, but if you were to believe the media (which unfortunately most do) it was down to him being a cockney and nothing to do with his managerially ability. The media would've continued to make out Pardew to be some footballing genius if it wasn't for SackPardew coming together and pointing out how much of a charlatan he is with genuine facts and stats, laid out for all to see. It's no coincidence that the media turned on him when SackPardew came along. No longer could they get away with lazy journalism now that there was facts out there that even your average Super Sunday viewer could digest.

9am tomorrow morning. Fuck paying the PR team overtime. Will no doubt be told how we "tried", inflated prices meant we couldn't compete and they understand our frustration but it's time to get behind Rafa and the lads. Tickets now on sale for our next home game and some weird cosplay event.

Looks like he's left enough room between his car and the kerb for another car to fit in. We're signing someone lads.

How so? It's a big step up. Wells might run dry.