TBG

We'll announce it during the game.

Body language experts on standby

Why wasn't he getting a bite to eat at Shearer's Bar? Clearly wants out.

We were fighting for a Champions League place now we're in a relagation fight.

Paper: Colo asks to leave, no quotes from the player or the club. It must be true. Forum meltdown. Paper: Newcastle are interested in signing such and such player, no quotes. Dismissed. Pun game.

What's Southgate upto? New signing, announced tomorrow. Wor Debs - Southgate - Colo - Santon You happy now guys you got what you wanted.

These puns are Gaëtan beyond a joke now.

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It's Collina, isn't it.

Liverpool v Everton shirts, Neil goes red.

Slip me a £50 note and I'll ref.

The Sho must go on.

Can we have a whip around and get a flight for Mike.

If I can find the place I'm in Position - Nicky Butt's apprentice.

Nope

Whats @leeryder had to say #teehee

#hansismad

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

He must be Jody good to be play for Ajax, really like the Lukoki of him.

We always give players time it's what we're famous for. #anitaisalightweightgetrid #marveauxuseless

It takes time to warm up the printer and train the Carrier Pigeon.

Nice one Ryder you scared him off