TBG

I love a Kinder Bueno

It was better when he came over shirtless and clapped the Gallowgate after everyone else had left the pitch

Poor Danny, there's always the bus.

It's a game we should win so.. Newcastle 0 - 1 Wigan (Caldwell)

She wouldn't be able to walk.

Ashley's been at the drinks cabinet.

Have a guess what country Maiga represents............. Iceland.

People need to quit worrying about the ACN, we'll have the League Title tied up by then.

Good on the club if true

Anyone else see one of his shots in the warm up smack a kid right in the face, i shouldnt laugh but

Enjoy your present Mike

A little bit of sex wee came out when he came over (topless) to clap the Gallowgate at the end of the match.

Sorry Derek Wright you were only keeping the avatar space warm for the return of the king.

All you of little faith

Should be slipping into his shorts right about now.

at that intro

Same except I did a back flip forward

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thefootballtacticsblog/2011/10/newcastle_profit_from_pardews.html

Make sure you have a tug before you go. God help you if he's brought Cabaye along with him.

I can see the headlines already "Shola hits 30" after scoring 30 against Tottenham.

Hope he got my Birthday card i sent him written in blood.

Still got another 5 or 6 years left in him

Happy Birthday big lad xx

70k a week justified.

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