TBG

Needs that new 5 year contract sorted first.

Twat

Hitzlsperger speaks better English than me

you didn't see the tackle but you know it was a bad one.

Gomes

Haha, I was sure he said that. What did that lad who won say, that had Lockwood apologising? Lockwood asked how he was after running in the zorb ball and he said "am f***ing knackared like" Was that the lad who fell over about four times? Still won though

His first "effort" when one on one

He was put in goal for part of the warm up

Sammy Ameobi involved in the warm up Looking forward to the Ameobi brothers upfront next season

He gives everyone sweets

Random Celtic fan

villarreal 1-1 Porto

Ooooftt right on the penis

Canny goal there Cani

He's been sent across to tap up all those players in Ligue 1 we've been linked with

You mean Schteve? Yesshhh

When will Steve Mclaren get his natural accent back?

eh

Pardew has sent Campbell out now to get warmed up for saturday should be ready for the 89th minute.

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Sports Direct will probably be cheapest won't it? probably but you risk getting stabbed or catching some third world illness from the inhabitants of the shop.

£10 cheaper on kitbag aswell I'll take that

On the clubs page on Facebook aswell

It's in the window of the club shop in Eldon Square