LRD

Must be miserable being Pardew's missus. That fraud probably complains to everyone in front of her that he doesn't have a supermodel for a wife.

1+1=2, I think any Ayew transfer will probably tie in with OM getting Thauvin in as a replacement with the Ayew money.

Won't be the last we hear of Aulas.

It's everywhere. You can even see the Wonga signage beneath the 'Kinnear is a clown' banner. Should have used better quality bedsheets.

If he does get fined, will people defending him accept he has been a bit of a c***? Naturally. How reliable is nufc_stats as a source though? I'll wait for a club statement on a fine or even the local papers doing so without Cabaye challenging the decision before committing to whether he's a cunt.

We won't have a choice either way at this ugly stage. Unlikely we want to keep him and if we fail to sell, we have to reintegrate a discontented player who has either gone on strike to force his way out, or is affected by the club lying to the media about his unprofessionalism.

13m? Not interested. 18-20m that we can potentially have a similar replacement plus excess for another player and I think it's reasonable considering the current circumstances.

Must be Ryder and his transfermarkt.com again.

Freaking hell.

Quotes? Will be surprised if he didn't bring the Gouffran miss as an excuse.

Boo....

'We was unlucky'

Fuck, that was close.

Another Shola foul.

Santon hasn't worked on his left foot.

Ameobi foul again.

Boooo...

Not Gouffran.

The Masterplan!

That's one desperate hoof.

Phew.

Anyone seeing that we tend to pass way too often when we have space to run into? Bad decisions most of the time.

Perennial lack of service to Cisse. We prefer speculative long-range shots.

Eh, where is the foul?

Benny trying to do too much by himself.