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I'm going to stick me neck out and say Russia today, in this instance, is reliable.

Mate. Jesus, I can totally undersatand this line of thinking, but howay man You know large swathes of the fan base are going to be lording over those who wanted us relegated. Tgarve likes this.

Then Ashley uses the fact they've went public to call it off, perfect for him. I don't get why that's a reason to call it off like, but there you go.

Have we reached the point where 2/3 other parties also now have access to the data room? Fucks sake I'd forgot about the fabled data room what fun summer that was.

Ahhh plane watch. My favourite. Also the first mention of proof of funds being confirmed.... We're on our way to a full house in the pointless takeover attempt bingo.

Imagine hiring Steve Bruce.

'nufc source' Is there even anyone within the club other than the fat controller who would know this sort of thing? I'm fairly sure porkchops wouldn't, and if he did he wouldn't dare tell anyone.

Aye I know you're position I believe there was genuine interest from the others, and I also believe this will go the same way. We're destined to have this cunt in charge until he keels our.

That's all that remains to happen now. How do you pull the plug on an imaginary takeover? Well I'm of the opinion that there is a takeover attempt, but as always, he doesn't want or need to sell, so he'll put a block on it one way or another.

That's all that remains to happen now.

How the fuck does Ashley saying something make it true? I don't even know where to start with the rest of that. Think it was quite obviously true that there was interest like, much the same as I've got no doubt there's interest now, and most of the other times it comes out. It just doesn't pan out how we want in the end, which is where this is going. Interest... Offer.... Fucked off. Rinse and repeat.

Surely £340m is pretty close to him ‘winning’. Surely. Please. If they’re as rich as they say they are they what’s another £20m? This is it. Ahh you'll pay my asking price? Well actually I want x amount more. You don't want to pay that? No bother I'll tell everyone you're time wasters and haven't got a pot to piss in.

... And then Mike Ashley said no.

Tuesday Friday statement.

They'd leave Bruce in charge? Surely Muslim owners won't leave a human ham in charge of the first team. Get in.

Can’t find this story anywhere. www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1233584/Newcastle-news-takeover-Saudi-Arabia-Mike-Ashley-Amanda-Staveley-340-million/amp Think he's got his wires crossed

Hopefully he upsets them while he's there.

Aye, I keep checking back here for some sort of legit, believable info. I'm a fuckin idiot.

I don't know how you dare tbh.

Cheers for that leffe, pass the noose. Christ.

Divnt be daft.

I'd shamefully be back on board once Mike ashleys gone, regardless.

I'm sure this is an in joke with them. Same as 'over the line'. Bets on how many time he can get it in over the window.

Fuckin hell. There are a million and one reasons to want Mike Ashley to sell, and the first one you think of is so you can say 'told you so'. Get a grip man.

Just decided to turn this on. Has the whole game been like this?