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his contract expired.....don't think he has played left back since his days in Argentina. Even at the scum he was played as a left winger...but these days as a central midfielder for the smoggies. Close friend of Colo. So is his dad but I wouldn't want him left back

Two medium / long term injuries away from a relegation scrap

My guess is that he is reading Jean Paul Satre's 'L'âge de raison' to enable him to build rapport with the French influx. Either that or 'Run Spot Run'

Just about to post that. Time to move on Pardew! I might be a bit dense but how does PSG making no signings mean they aren't selling?

It tells you something about players like Defoe and Joe Cole if they're never regulars for their club side. Too inconsistent.

That's a fairly simplistic view of the bidding process if you don't mind me saying. If the rules were they can only bid once and we can bid twice you'd be right

Treacy Ireland wasn't that where the Thunderbirds lived

Isn't he possibly the most quoted and unreliable gobshite on Twitter, indeed some say without him the service would just be called 'ter'

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

First post and a big shout out for the one and only George Reilly. 6'4" except when he 'jumped' for a header when he miraculously became 5'2". And he was ginger