1964

Get in Easter island head

You're going to be uttering that on your death bed then

Beautiful prose

They hate arsenal tho

More likely to sign Sandra Toenail from the Team Valley

From the bench

Over the bar? Nailed on

This is infuriating, shooting, passing and crossing are diabolical. We can't get the basics right

It clearly was

God, the statue is coming on

Clear dive, right decision

Murphy's final ball has been dreadful

Whenever a commentator says team X haven't kept a clean sheet since the 12th century, I just wince cos you know what's going to happen

Approach play hasn't been too bad but the final ball has been embarrassing

Get isak off, he's been invisible

And to be fair they will have had the added responsibility of keeping the concentration of priests away from kids

Jesus!!

To be fair, I've seen worse tattoos on Miley's arm

As soon as I saw that I gave a condescending smirk. Hopeless compared to what we are used to, Wor Flags champions league winners, this lot Papa John's trophy semi-finalists

Have arsenal cuanged their style lately? They look slow as fuck

He outran schar, which Eddie could have done last week

He can twat a ball Slick Willy, I'll say that

Miley, do yourself a favour, wear a oong sleeved shirt. That tattoo

This guy is out of his depth, got so much wrong, and 1 minute injury time suggests he just wanted to get off the pitch because there should have been at least 6

It's sad to say, but its almost painful to watch him at the minute. The game just goes past him